just a little desiring machine

kittehs, laughing, existential crises, dance-offs, the internet, Chris Hansen, fluidity, multiplicities, circuits, LAN parties, cyborgs, grumpy old men.

"oh hai, there's no free will" i think nietzsche said that.

Twitter.

“Alright, listen, you need to stop entertaining sexual fantasies about me. Because it’s not happening. We’re not boning.”

—Me, after multiple shots of tequila, to a 16 year old boy who told my friend he wanted to “fuck” me in my dootyhole.